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long ago... there EXISTED... a MAN... named .. PURKPE GUY.... he was VERY EVIL...
although his BRILLIANCE was indescribable.... he was kkinda a smart guy right
his only evil intentions were to steal klightbulbs from the convenience store since his kept breaking
he didn't WANTto get arrested... so he created.... a CLONEg... somewhat identical to him.
and his NAME was....
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